Clarrie Maguire
creating Spreadsheets mainly
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No seriously it is. Because you can risk spreading your outgoings.
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/ monthMy polite thanks, but this time I will actually mean it.
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gentleman, scholar... acrobat?
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This pledge covers one hour per month of my degree course at minimum wage.
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Now we're cooking with planned expenditure.
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/ monthAt this tier you're paying for a non-profit to utilise my mad financial admin skills for an extra hour a month. Once a year, I will send you a thank you gift. It will probably be stickers.
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This is ten more than the last one
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/ monthSnotty. blubbering, personal, thanks. Also if I meet you at a convention I will look you right in the god damn eye. Plus everything offered in lower reward levels.
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This is twice the amount of that earlier one. You see that? That's financial admin son.
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/ monthAt this tier you're paying for a non-profit to utilise my mad financial admin skills for an extra TWO hours a month. Or two non-profits to get an extra hour each. It very much depends on their individual needs. Once a year, I will send you a thank you gift.
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I WILL SOOTHE YOUR SOUL
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/ monthAre you a troubled millionaire? Do the faces of those that have nothing project upon your closed eyelids at night like a kaleidoscope made of sorrow, tearing at your joy and preventing you from sleeping?
Give me an independent income and gain the ability to remind yourself daily that it's OK. You're a good person! You must be, you pay for that non-profit woman every month. See? I bet none of those floating sorrow faces have helped as many non-profits as you have. You're a good, good, person.
Also works for billionaires.
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